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AOL Deletes GlossyNews.com
Following several minutes of quasi-careful consideration, AOL/Time-Warner has bowed to the pressures of several of it's members, and gleefully, obligingly deleted the inflamatory news website, GlossyNews.com. AOL has had no option, but to comply. READ MORE
Time-Warner Acquires Tony Hawk
In a hostile bid underway for several months, Time-Warner has successfully completed a hostile bid to purchase skateboard star Tony Hawk for $216Million in cash and an undisclosed amount of stock. READ MORE
Ebay User Gets $9,214 for AOL 1.0 Startup Disc
With the passing of time, both the dawn and the golden age of the internet are both long since things of the past. Much like the expiration of early automobiles, collectors have found outrageous value in clinging to the past, and AOL startup discs are no exception. This week, Todd Farmer of West Chester, PA, sold his mint-condition AOL 1.0 startup disc for over $9,000 in an online auction. READ MORE
AOL Sells 36% Share in Nigerian Government
AOL/Time-Warner have long sought a wide variety of investment and market opportunities to bolster and diversify their investment portfolio. Much as Paul Allen bought, and later sold his stake in AOL, AOL has found this to be the right time to divest their controlling interest in the Nigerian national government. READ MORE
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