While AOL is aware that children do in fact exist, we have no idea what they are aside from noisy and a bit smelly. In cases of such clear and profit-less ignorance, we gladly defer our knowledge to those more wise. With that in mind we gladly offer you the parenting wisdom as can only be bestowed by children themselves. This is the stolen headline feed from Perplexing Times, a site that works far harder than we do. We relish their content though pay nary a nickel despite the profit it brings us.