Wouldn't it be exciting to work from home, forever free of the hassle of commuting, dealing with a boss or any other human beings? AOL offers exciting in-home careers that can help you achieve the financial independence you deserve, and all from the comfort of your peanut butter stained bathrobe.

We understand your desire for a home-based career. Heck, you think we don't know you haven't been out of the house in four years? Of course we do, and you're our kind of person! We've got home business models that will keep you humping that keyboard morning, noon and night, filling out meaningless reports about membership statistics that you'll get to analyze and rewrite the very next week!

But it doesn't stop there! With just a minimal down payment and credit card on file, you'll be locked into a whirlwind of deadlines that are impossible to meet that carry some pretty nasty financial penalties…which will make you start humping away at that keyboard like a coke-sniffing lab rat some more. There's no end to the opportunities, as sure as there's no begining!

And this isn't like other home based businesses you may hear about online. Those are always some kind of scam, but this is different, this is our kind of scam, and you are our kind of business partner.

AOL Home Business. Because you know we're not going anywhere, and we know you're not going anywhere either.