Shop, buy, and puchase all your trip tickets online today. You can get the best deal, but you won't because you never go anywhere. Not now, not ever. All you ever do is look at prices and complain that they're too high. That's totally cool with us since we still load those pages with tons of high-paying ads, but what's your deal anyhow? Don't worry about it though, you've already viewed this page, you've been added to our official AOL spam list either way, you poor, dumb sucker.
And, although our lawyers have told us we need to put more information on this page, we have regardless decided against doing so. Hope that's not a problem.