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Aries: March 21 - April 19 (read another)

Taurus: April 20 - May 20 (read another)

Gemini: May 21 - June 20 (read another)

Cancer: June 21 - July 22 (read another)

Leo: July 23 - August 22 (read another)

Virgo: August 23 - September 22 (read another)

Libra: September 23 - October 22 (read another)

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21 (read another)

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21 (read another)

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 (read another)

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 (read another)

Pisces: February 19 - March 20 (read another)

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