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The USA has today said that if New Zealand do not join them in their continued oil blood war in Iraq Afghanistan, New Zealand may have no support if they were to be bombed, especially if it was out of spite by the US.
New Zealand has a small involvement in Afghanistan, aiding in the war on terror. The US has signalled the involvement is not enough and the reason should not be to aid in the war on terror, but, to follow the US blindly wherever they go no matter what the carnage, just like Britain. A military spokesman said: "But, hey, you may get some oil out of it, obviously that didn't work in Iraq though".
When asked how the US would teach New Zealand not to fuck with them, a military insider said: "Well, I doubt we would do a bombing campaign ourselves. We would probably insert a puppet regime in Australia, fund them, convince them to invade and blow the living shit out of New Zealand". He continued: "If New Zealand saw the error of its ways and came in line then we would reverse the funding, backing New Zealand instead, a bit like the Iran-Iraq war".
Critics have said that as their are 60,000 US troops in Afghanistan, even if New Zealand deployed 3/4 of it's 4,500 troops this would not make a significant difference and that, with European countries talking of withdrawing, New Zealand is merely being called upon so that there is another name on the list of countries willing to follow America into yet another unwinnable war.
