The divine and true King of Rock & Roll or just another cream-filled, donut-eating imposter? Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
A man fitting the description of Elvis Presley was seen Saturday afternoon at the Manhattan Department store, Macy's. Witnesses described an older gentleman with white hair, a tummy like a bowl full of jelly, the stench of spirited eggnog and an acute fondness for public attention.
The man in question, later identified as Michael Rotchitches, was seen meeting with young fans and posing for photographs near the second floor elevators.
Macy representatives deny any knowledge that this man may in fact be the king of rock & roll, insisting instead that he is, "...just a regular old seasonal St. Nick," and further that, "he is here every year."
While many have written off this occurrence as a hoax, some fools, conspiracy theorists and die hard Presley fans somewhat entertain that there may be the vaguest shred of similarity to a story that might have actually had some basis in fact.
