Sometimes a dirty pipe needs more than just a thorough snaking. The company may also offer caulking [sic] as needed.
JACKSON HOLE, WY –Romeo’s Roto-Reamer (RRR), a leading U.S.. plumbing specialist company, today announces that it will immediately begin offering in-home colonoscopies as well as its traditional house sewer pipe services.
Company spokesperson Digger Butz says, “Colonoscopies are an obvious product line extension for us, since we already possess cutting edge pipe technologies, know-how, and a love of dark, disgusting, smelly places. We just had to add one smaller size to our existing family of flexible camera probes, reamers, and flushers.”
In its ad blitz accompanying this new service launch, RRR is offering a 2-for-1 home sewer pipe inspection/colonoscopy special for the next three months. As a bonus, RRR will offer on-the-spot treatment of any blockages found with its patented Typhoon Clog Blaster Rattlesnake for just a small additional fee.
“By hooking our equipment into a nearby fire hydrant, we promise the highest gallon-per-minute and pressure rates in the business.” RRR guarantees “the pipes on both ends of your toilet will emerge flowing as freely as federal bailout money to a bank.”
Wall Street analysts expect RRR’s revenues, profits, and stock price to make a lot of noise and soon have RRR smelling stunningly sweet. Lemon Brothers analyst Manny Shredder gushes, “With all the baby boomers turning 50, coupled with the convenience of the colonoscopy procedure in your own home, we foresee explosive growth for Triple-R. They’ll really have the wind at their backs moving forward.”
