(Originally printed March 20th, 2002.) Saturday a raid was executed in Rawalpindi Pakistan in which the stunt man of famed porn star Ron Jeremy was taken in to US custody. The raid was conducted on the set of such films as "Banging Burqua Bee-yotches", "Lords of the Cock-Rings, no towers", and "Bram Strokers Ejacula".
Above: A startling photo of Ron Jeremy in contrast to his stunt man, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.
In addition to performing dangerous stunts such as car crashes, falling, wire tricks, and plump-humping, he is also believed to have masterminded the September 11th terrorist attacks. Though formal charges yet to be formally filed, Washington DC insiders believe he will be tried for numerous counts of terrorism, murder and sodomy. Still the possibilty exists he will die of interrogation related injuries.
Without the active leadership of Khalid Shaikh "Shakin' Mo" Mohammed, Al Quaida terrorist cells are believed to be disorganized and less functional. Additionally, filming of his new movies "Whore of the Worlds" and "Itty Bitty Gang Bang II, the Wrath of Mini-Me" may be delayed.
