Special Report: Used Car Buying Guide

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Special Report: Used Car Buying Guide
By Brian K. White
Dec 28, 2007, 15:07

Kick tires and look under hood, say "hmm... I see." Then walk away.

Check for the bluebook value and adhere to it.

Only pay to rustproof salesman, sales manager's undercarriage.

Don't believe salesman or woman no matter credentials, experience, inexperience, kid pictures, or awards. They lie to you, dummy.

Buy from the deep South; everything's cheaper there.

Walk away no matter what.

Don't.

During test drive set ears aflame.

Always punch your salesman.

Buy warranties but piss on them as they'll surely piss on you.

Tell the salesman you are an attorney with practice time to spare.

Test drive 300 cars, then buy yours on-line. Salesmen love that.

Use sales lot as focus for next "crazy" shooting spree.