Entertainment
Larry King Gets Televised Fantasy Hour with Paris Hilton, Refuses to Pay
By Brian K. White
Jun 30, 2007, 15:36

Paris Hilton will be out of jail within days, and plans to appear on CNN's "Larry King Live" right after her release, according to a spokeswoman for Larry King. Hilton's release is expected to continue the media frenzy, and transportation officials announced Friday that they will temporarily ban parking on several streets in her Hollywood Hills neighborhood beginning Monday. Neighbors have complained of cars jamming their streets and helicopters flying low overhead every time there is even the smallest, stupidest, most trivial development in the case of the Hotel heiress Paris Hilton.

Show spokesman Bridget Leininger said, "We do have Paris on Wednesday, she'll do the whole hour. Larry doesn't pay for interviews or do ground rules."

The sometimes-fired, always re-hired Hilton spokesman Elliott Mintz didn't immediately return a call seeking comment, but then again, they're all a bunch of dicks and we're not exactly CNN, are we?

CNN only announced they'd won the bidding for her interview after ABC and NBC both said they were no longer interested in having anything to do with the delinquent pail of super-wealthy trash. Both networks were allegedly embarrassed by reports that they were willing to pay the ultra-wealthy Hilton family for the interview.

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