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Special Halloween Costume Report - Part 3
By Brian K. White
Oct 23, 2007, 18:00

With Halloween looming closer by the day, you may still be looking for your own costume to celebrate the occasion. For anyone still in doubt, Glossy News continues its in depth exposé on all the most progressive costumes coming forth this season.

The Real Supergirl
If you're anything like me, and my shrink assures me you are not, you've always wondered how Superman's clothes aren't damaged in combat. Sure he's a man of steel, but are his clothes likewise spun of titanium?

No matter how alone I am in my paranoia aid fear of the government, I'm not alone in my super clothes pondering. The Real Supergirl costume pushes those questions and those clothes back to the closet, where they belong.

Hollywood's idea of Superman, woman, girl, boy and child each showed a skin tight outfit, virtually painted on. Forget that, the real deal truly is painted on, as it should be. This costume is true to the "super" reputation it claims and will turn heads as surely as it will stop those pesky and inconsequential questions once and for all.

Can't Miss America
Following the attacks of September 11th, lady liberty became the beloved bitch-bastard daughter of the civilized world. If you've ever tasted the wrath of such a lady scorn, regardless of reason, you know how wicked the backlash can be. If you don't, just ask the citizens of Iraq or Afghanistan.

Dressing as Lady Liberty this season could easily get you shot and/or killed, so it's fallen off from its status as a perennial favorite. Likewise, with the flailing interest in the Miss America pageant, the alternative that's surfaced is the Can't Miss America costume.

Strip away the body armor, lay down your arms, hold up your hands and brandish your proud flag from tit to toe. Miss America's got a talent show, but Miss Can't Miss America's got an artistically adorned ass with two ta-tas waving free.

Inter-racial Cyclist
Forget black, white, red and beige, the only way to embrace color diversity in your own Tour de France is by painting yourself as a wacky, naked zebra guy... on a bicycle.

What speaks bare volumes for color equality like your naked truth with equal stripes black and white? Forget equality among men, what about honoring other subjects in our animal kingdom?

Naked Zebra Guy costume will earn you attention among friends and family, whether bipedal, quadrapedal or unisexual.

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