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Dick Cheney Says This Story is a Bunch of Phoney Baloney
By Dan Barash
May 3, 2004, 07:45

Forget about OPEC and supply/demand curves. In-depth analysis of skyrocketing gas prices indicate that the causes relate to higher prices for escort services and various forms of high-office hanky-panky.

The next time you fill up your gas-guzzling SUV you can take comfort in the fact that you're making Dick Cheney a very happy man (see colorful and really neat chart, below).

Numbers may not add up due to rounding, rampant incompetence, and none of us really bothered to check the math.

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