Sports
Kobe Claims Woman Agreed To "Consensual Rape"
By Johnny Dupe
Nov 4, 2003, 15:30

In a stunning interview with ESPN correspondent Robin Roberts yesterday, NBA star Kobe Bryant, standing trial for sexually assaulting a 19-year-old resort worker, admitted his act was indeed rape.

"Listen, just keep saying, 'I did not have sex with that woman'. Trust me, it'll work. By the way, is she working tonight?"

Robin Roberts - Did you perform rough sex on the woman? When I say "rough", I mean something that exceeds normal sexual behavior.

Kobe Bryant - Well, it's tricky Robin. I raped her, but it was continental.

RR - Do you mean 'consensual'?

KB - That concisely what I meant.

RR - Do you mean 'precisely'?

KB - Yeah. I'm ain't always gratuitously correct.

RR - Do you mean 'grammatically'?

KB - Yes. You probably think i'm illegitimate.

RR - Do you mean 'illiterate'?

KB - No.

RR - Do you mean 'yes'?

KB - Shit.

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