Retractions
Apologies to Wal*Mart
By Glossy News Editors
Aug 3, 2003, 13:53

In a July 30 report on a sighting of Uday and Qusay Hussein at the Bagdad Wal*Mart, we stated that the King of Rock & Roll, Elvis Presley, was observed purchasing "Ding Dongs and Pepto Bismol".

We have since been advised that the Bagdad Wal*Mart does not carry Ding Dong snack cakes, and Mr. Presley in fact bought six boxes of Little-Debbie® Oatmeal Pies.

We apologise for any confusion this may have caused to Wal*Mart stores, Wal*Mart shoppers and our readers.

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