The only women truly looking forward to the continued sale of Inflexa are represented here, by official, licensed New Orleans sluts.
Does your man like Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis? If so, then he is one big poosay, because he obviously isn’t man enough to take the latest and greatest in ED medications, Inflexa. Inflexa, another Pfizer product, combines the best of rabbit staying power with the sturdiness of hardened steel. Finally, unlike other fake medications such as Enzyte, Inflexa includes a secret ingredient that makes erections up to 200% larger. This combination of size, strength, and stamina has sent all but the most hearty sluts running for the hills.
“I’m all for Bob getting over his ED, you know, but I just think that this is going a little over the edge,” offered Penelope Winston of Modesto, California. “I’m already a twenty-six year old mother of three, I don’t think that I need any more. I mean, three kids in four years – give my vagina a break already, Bob!”
“This is radical!” exclaimed Steve Birdstrom of Lincoln, Nebraska. “I’ve had an erection for so long that I think I’m starting to lose consciousness. The last time I felt this way, I had just OD’d on heroin! Oh, man, is my old lady gonna get it when she gets home, let me tell ya! Or, if she isn’t home in the next five minutes, those sheep should start running…”
Pfizer chemist Al Strokem explains, “Inflexa is a revolutionary new product. Instead of working on the chemistry of the body, like previous ED medications, Inflexa actually alters the patient’s genetic makeup. Inflexa is actually a custom retrovirus that combines the human penis’s DNA with that of a horse and a hare. It’s quite remarkable, actually. However, in rare instances – roughly 15% of our trials – we have ended up with a horse/rabbit hybrid with the penis of a human male, instead of the other way around. Do you want to see one? It’s actually pretty funny.”
Inflexa has rapidly become popular among college students – even those not suffering from ED. It seems that most males want the sexual prowess offered by Inflexa and simply don’t tell their partner that they’re taking it. “No way,” says Thor Nederhall, a sophomore at Texas Christian University, “I’m not going to tell Veronica that I’m taking Inflexa. She thinks that I’m the biggest stud on campus, and I’d just like to keep it that way.”
When reached for comment, Veronica lisped, “Thor? He thinkth he’th Thor? I’m tho thore I can hardly pith!”
Despite its spectacular results, Inflexa is not without risk. In addition to the afore-mentioned horse/rabbit hybrid syndrome, those who use the medication may expect to experience “beer vision”, where every girl looks pretty, the inability to urinate into the toilet without bending at the waist, and BDS, or “Brittle Dong Syndrome,” where the penis gets so hard that the slightest impact can jar it loose completely.
Is Inflexa for you, or should you settle for one of the other three medications? Only you and your doctor (and probably your woman) know for sure. Consult Pfizer’s website for more information, though it was rumored that the product was going to be pulled depending on the outcome of the latest round of tests. Are you an Inflexa man?
