Of all the supplies available for your office, perhaps the most curious and interesting would have to be the Motorcycle Dryer. I know what you're thinking; you don't have a motorcycle, and if you did, it wouldn't be so wet as to need it, but you're missing the point.
It's not called a motorcycle dryer because it's built for moist mopeds, but because of its compact size and lightweight design. At only eight pounds, it's only as heavy as a newborn baby, and although it may be as loud as one, it's much cheaper and not nearly as messy.
The motorcycle dryer from Metro Data-Vac can be used to dry the entry, clear standing water a broom can't push, and serve many other purposes as well. But if you don't understand it or somehow use it for purposes other than those intended, there are some serious ways in which you should NOT use an Air Force Motorcycle Dryer in the workplace. So for the benefit of readers the world over, here are the top seven reasons:
7 Because you are a deep sea diver.
6 Because climate control is good, but there's no reason to be unreasonable.
5 Regardless of your profession, your office can't be helped by typhoon-class winds.
4 Because your coworker's bad breath would benefit more from a mint than raging blasts of fresh air.
3 Because your "work motorcycle" isn't really all that wet.
2 Because an inexpensive air horn will upset more coworkers quicker, while assuring you're just as quickly fired.
1 Volume, volume, volume!
There are more ways to incorrectly use a motorcycle dryer, but it's better to buy it because you need it, and because it will benefit your business.
