With a prime-time slip of the tongue, pop-diva Madonna seduced America’s favorite blossomed child-star into a world of flesh-baring, sex-driven narcissism the likes of which hasn’t been seen since…well, the LAST time Madonna pulled some saliva-based publicity stunt.
American Life my ass...kiss your Tasty Teen Treats, Big Black Bootie and Latex Luv-Slut sites goodby. Pretty soon it'll be All Madonna, All the Time.
The woman is old enough to be Britney Spears mother, too old to be her grandmother in West Virginia, and she unashamedly slips her super-frequent-flyer tongue down the throat of a sweet, innocent child. Do we wanna think about where that tongue’s been? We’re talking taxi drivers, bell-hops, Sean Penn, and God-knows where else, human or otherwise. And it wasn’t done behind closed doors, where it’s more or less legal, even in Texas. No, it was done live, beamed to millions of viewers in the U.S., not to mention around the world. It was done in our own homes.
Wake up, America. Madonna is a subversive, perverted nazi. She’s undermining the strongest, most treasured and revered way of American life today.
She’s stolen live, lesbo teen lust from the internet and put it on network television.
Who’s gonna pay $9.95/mo. for Live Nude Teen Sex-Cams when they can watch a buxom young lady be defiled by an ‘older woman’ in front of thousands of leering, tuxedo and Versaci gown-wearing voyeurs? Where do the hard-working girls of Wild Prom-Night Teens, Tight Catholic Teenies and Naked Teen Humpers with Mature Matrons turn once their web-sites are driven out of business by an orgy of celebrity flesh on Must-See TV?
Live, tonsil-tickling women in your neighborhood. In your home. Free. Distributed evenly among The People. Sound familiar?
One word, comrades. Communism.
Glossy News revealed Madonna’s true colors in an interview last May. This spike-titted vixen is out to destroy your right to purchase, view, download and abuse thousands of revenue-generating, true-blue American porno sites. Oh, it’s just one little TV spot, you say, it won’t affect me, you say. Until one day you access your Live Tubby Teens, 24/7 account and see nothing but the Material Girl forcing Britney to "...finish your dinner or Mama will punish her bad little girl" streams.
As alluring as this may be, it's no substitute for true midget-on-hoe porn. Don't let this happen, America!
Yeah, well, that’s pretty hot, actually, but that’s not the point. The point is, sleazy entrepreneurs are counting on us to keep the American dollar rolling via credit card or E-Z monthly direct checking withdrawal.
It's too late for Britney, but it's not too late for the thousands of Horny Young Schoolgirls with Cotton Panties Waiting For U RIGHT NOW. Don't give in to shallow celebrity sexploitation. Visit your favorite Barely Legal Teen-Cam today. If not for yourself, then for your country.
Patriotic Americans and thousands of Wet-N-Wild Soccer Sluts are counting on you. There's just no better way to defend our way of life. Not legally, anyway.
