The ultimate in computer ease...the Macintosh Barcaputer. Kick back and let the Mac magic fingers do the work for you. Lubricant not included.
I want my own television commercial like that asshole that did the Dell commercials. You know, the douchebag that ended up being busted for chronic stupidity and an ounce of marijuana. If he can sell computers, so can I.
I switched to a Macintosh from my old PC last week, because I wanted something that I could use right out of the box, without all the hassle of "learning" stuff. My old system had WAY too may windows that I couldn't figure out, all this "XP" crap which I figured meant "expired", and the freaking monitor was this wafer-thin piece of shit!
I have no clue what all those "files" and "drivers" are, and I certainly don't need to know, either. I use my computer for one thing and one thing only: to look at pornography.
I'm so happy that I found out how much easier the Mac makes my computing life. It's the AOL of the computer manufacturers, 'cause it makes it so simple that any moron can use one. All that PC shit is fine for the few computer geeks left out there, but for my money a Mac is the way to go. They help the economy, too. Without Macs there would be no tech support people answering questions like, "How long does my software last?", "My keyboard is confusing - what do I do?", and "Can you help me? I think I need a new internet."
Simplicity...Compatibility...Pornography. Get on board with a Mac today!
Macintosh has TOTALLY revolutionized the way that I look at porn. All I have to do is hold a bottle of personal lubricant to the screen and it automatically goes to my favorite porn site. If I get hungry while I'm looking at porn, I just say "pizza", and twenty minutes later the pizza guy shows up at my door! It even took care of the guy that was trying to serve me with child support papers; all I had to do was say "Child molester." What a system!
So if that Dell dipshit can get his own commercials by acting like a complete fucking moron, why not me? At least I won't be faking it!
