The Loch Ness monster, long sought by scientist, tourist, conspiracy theorist and general wierdo alike, has finally been found. The creature was discovered and subsequently photographed in a local park during a routine playground inspection at a birthday party.
Though typically partial to hanging out in mist, dusk, mystery and ambiguity, the beast seemed perfectly at ease cemented down among wood chips, wild children climbed about.
Eye witness accounts prior to the definitive discovery were largely consistent with actual findings. "Nessy" has a total length of approximately really long, a hard metallic skin and a wavy back. So that proves it's real. The creature is somewhat thinner and more docile than previously reported, but for that matter, being anchored down in a city park was a bit of a surprise too.
The exact whereabouts was disclosed to be my my good friend and trusted confidante, Sasquatch. Sasquatch is pictured here below.
Above; me and Sasquatch. You can tell by her gigantic stature (perhaps six times my height), her dense hair, (just look at how long it is!) and of course, the size of her feet. She probably wears a 5 in ladies. Wow!
