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Why Madville Sucks a Hairy Pair of 'em
Madville is a(n otherwise) great links page. I've been submitting links to them since early in 2002. I rank 48 in the community out of many thousands of members based almost entirely on how many high quality links I submit. Lately it came to my attention that these dirty bee-hotches were rejecting links to Glossy News (no matter who submitted them) without even reading them. Sweet. Very fair you ufcking clowns, very fair indeed.

Jun 26, 2004, 08:45

I laughed my ass off...
I laughed my ass off at some of this stuff. As for the haters out there, fuck
them if they can't take a joke.

Signed,

A New Fan

Aug 14, 2003, 00:55

Regarding that bare chested writer!
Regarding that new Brendan Alexander, guy... Given the jr. editor's blatant parade of semi-nude pictures, I'm surprised there's not a national boycott...not to mention arrests. I'm talking about the chest-baring author you got from Perplexing Times! Every article has a picture of him in some kinda Seattle Speedo gig...flexing his pecs all over the place...I mean, my God man!

Mark Marlin

Aug 13, 2003, 06:16

The Catholics Come Out
I stumbled on your website, and found your article on his holiness John Paul II. I did my best to give you the benefit of the doubt, and allow you to try some humor or express your disdain in a coherent constructive way.
Aug 3, 2003, 12:15

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Jul 14, 2003, 01:04

Rural Wisconsin Says...
Hello, I just wanted to tell you that I love your news. I live in rural Wisconsin and if it weren't for you , I wouldn't get any news at all..lol
I wanted to read a story and followed the link from the email ezine,
tells me I need a password and user name. How do I get one? I know I subscribed to your newsletter , but didn't reallize I need the user name . Could you please let me know what to do to be able to read the storites I so much enjoy. Thanks..

Kerry

Apr 10, 2003, 10:09

Not sure how I got here, but...
I'm not quite sure how I got there...was a chain reaction thing I guess, but I spent an hour on it. I need a nap now! Anyway, I've book marked it, to see if you ever update, add more pictures, funny stories...I'll tell you, you are very creative! I am a picture freak too...mostly nature-first flower of spring, sun behind a line of pine trees, the pier through the sea oats-that kind of thing. Too bad you live on the other side of the country, I'd love to hang out with you, my mind is stimulated...anyway, I am really going to take a nap, it is almost 9:30 AM and I'm working on about 3 hours of sleep from last night. Stay funny!
~Liz

Mar 13, 2003, 06:18

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