Pay no mind to the feminine hair style, we assure you that this is indeed a photograph of a man.
New York, Ever wanted to tell your boss to “Bite me”? Well, ask Sam Adams, a recently unemployed new car salesman. Last week Mr. Adams told the sales manger at the car dealership where he worked until recently, to “Bite me where the sun don’t shine”. The result, he was fired.
But Mr. Adams says that he has no regrets. “I mean the guy was a complete prick. He would start riding me from the moment I came in the door each day.”
“Bad economy or not, some times a man has to do what a man has to do.” stated Mr. Adams.
Mr. Adams told Glossy News that he has fantasized about telling his boss to “Bite me” for a long time, off and on for several years. But like most people, he never quite had the nerve to pull the trigger, until last week.
Once pushed over the edge, Mr. Adams recalled for several years wanting to give his boss a piece of his mind but always thought the better of it. “I mean, who has never wanted to say to their boss ‘If I wanted your frickin opinion, I would ask.’ or ‘Were you born a douche bag or did you just become one?’.” stated Mr. Adams.
Though fired from his job Mr. Adams now feels that this was a defining moment in his life, the day he stood up to the man! Down at the employment office everyone in the entire office cheered for Mr. Adams when the unemployment officer working with Mr. Adams could not contain himself and said out loud in amazement, “It says here you told your boss to ‘Bite me’.”
The unemployment officer told him, “While it may not make you feel better about loosing your job, you have some set of stones, if you know what I mean.”
