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Kooky-Man Alan Keyes Warns Against Obama, Jealousy
By Rusty
May 3, 2009, 01:54
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Republican lapdog Alan Keyes explains to reporters "for the last damn time" that he's not going to say, "Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?"
The Zionist – Israeli controlled O’Barmy government will stage further false flag terror attacks in the same mould as 9/11 to generate an excuse for declaring martial law.

This is the ominous prediction of perma-tanned Alan Lee Keyes - a conservative politician, of African descent - just like President Barky O’Barmy - but one whom can actually prove he was born in the United States after the passage of the 13th Amendment.

Former presidential candidate Alan Keyes, now labelled by critics as a ‘conspiracy theory’ nut, served the 1980’s Reagan administration in the prestigious position of Assistant Deputy Under-Secretary for Road Signs.

Today Keyes has given perhaps his most dire warning yet, stating publicly that the O’Barmy administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections – hence why they are demonizing their political enemies as criminals and terrorists – to conceal the fact they themselves are a bunch of all-round nasty twats.

Keyes, an elegant and charismatic speaker, who has no need of teleprompters, comes across in the primary instance as that rare breed: an honest man.

Keyes: a person of colour who is quite obviously not intellectually-limited or hindered by the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome - and can smell a rat a mile off.

As one political contemporary so aptly put it “Alan can sniff out the nigger in the woodpile every time – and in this case it just happens to be the Kenyan in the White House.”

Keyes filed a lawsuit on November 14, 2008 against the then-President-elect Barky O’Barmy seeking to challenge O’Barmy's eligibility for the US Presidency.

The suit requests that Manchurian (Kenyan) candidate O’Barmy provide documentation, apart from a visibly counterfeit and clumsily forged Hawaiian birth certificate, that he is a natural born citizen of the United States and not a Kenyan national.

Following O’Barmy’s inauguration, Keyes denied he had been Constitutionally inaugurated, refused to call him ‘Mista Pressydent’ stating he was an "usurper" and a "radical communist” bent on following his puppet masters’ -Zbigniew Brzezinski and Georgie Soros – orders to destabilize the US and impose a state of martial law through the dastardly application of further false flag terrorist plots – all courtesy of the US military industrial complex and the ever-ready Zionist Israeli mad dog government – as per the previous 9/11 attacks which were scandalously blamed on a bunch of Cro-Magnon religious fanatics living in caves across Afghanistan.

“It’s obvious that they will stop at nothing,” Keyes told a cage full of baboons during a reception at the Fort Wayne Zoo, adding, “We may wake up one day and there’s another series of false flag Mossad terrorist attacks, the economy is paralysed….martial law will be declared everywhere in the United States and it won’t end until World War Three’s devastated the planet, Satanism is the global religion, and Solomon’s Temple is rebuilt to worship Lucifer.”

Keyes said that Americans should be thankful if they even see another election in 2012, stating, “If we don’t wake up and work to see that it happens, we will not see another election and the evil Big Brother New World Order will be in control.”

“The minute they think they can get away with it the crooked Zionists controlling the White House, like Rahm Emanuel Slimeberg and Co., will end this system of government and that is their intention,” added Keyes.

He further noted that everyone acting as if the time we are in was just “business as usual” reminds him of the attitude of politicians in the Weimar Republic when Hitler was rising to power or eastern Europe when the Communists were taking over after the Second World War.

Keyes maintains that because the majority of people are decent-minded, (naïve) they believe others will play by the rules when this simply isn’t the case, warning that this attitude has allowed a bunch of utter cunts to seize power and take over from the last bunch of cunts before we can do anything about it.

“It is so clear hat we have now put a faction in place - they are not playing by the rules and they don’t intend to play by the rules. If they were playing by the rules they wouldn’t have tried to identify their opposition as criminals,” added Keyes.

Here he was making reference to the recent controversy surrounding the release of the MIAC and Homeland Security reports, which clearly states that Americans who think for themselves, who exercise and are knowledgeable about their constitutional rights are a threat to law enforcement and potential domestic terrorists – the Orwellian prediction of ‘thought crime’.

Keyes said that the only solution was from the bottom up because our leaders “are so gutless that they won’t even ask that the Constitution be enforced for clear, plain, absolutely unequivocal requirements,” and respond meekly with “their lips shut and their hearts terrorized that they might lose their trough-guzzling perks.”

Keyes further warned of O’Barmys agenda to create a civilian security force and said it was part of the ultimate agenda to disarm American citizens and create a police state.

Keyes is a shining light in a pall of moral darkness, and a vocal critic of the O’Barmy gang, warning that the bogus President is a radical Communist who is under orders from his Zionist masters to destroy the United States, and that if brain-washed Americans do not get off their complacent arses and wake up to the fact that if this agenda is not stopped then the country as we know it will cease to exist.

Keyes is correct when he quotes the age-old adage of “Just when people decided that things couldn’t get any worse – they did.”

Rusty appears courtesy of The Satire Stall.




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