Even though former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno was defeated during last year's Florida Democratic Gubernatorial nomination, some Florida residents are putting together a campaign to bring Reno back into the spotlight.
Earl J. Longenfelter is the spokesperson and leader of a s movement that has started in the Lucky Days Retirement Community in Boca Raton. Mr. Longenfelter, 79, is a WW-II veteran, and made an official radio announcement Thursday at WFLP 990 AM.
Reno's entrance into professional wrestling has reduced steroid use amongst other wrestlers by 93%. "That horse-faced bitch took all our juice!" claimed one wrestling veteran.
"When I was in the war, we had leaders we could look up to. We had leaders who were there to back us up. They were men of tough character and strong morals who made America worth fighting and dying for. They were tough descision makers, nean as hell, and didn't take crap from anybody. They weren't pretty, they weren't always cleaned-shaved, but they got the job done. Janet Reno is that kind of leader!"
Mr. Longenfelter's sentiments are echoed in the corridors of Leisure Knolls. "I felt that Reno was clearly the best choice," said Ethel Birenbaum, 82, "She showed she was the kind of man we need at the helm. Look at the way
she took care of that Elian brat! Sent his sorry little Cuban ass back to Fidel, where it belongs. Wasn't afraid to use the firepower necessary to get the job done. That's my kind of man!"
However, not all residents at Leisure Knolls agree with Mr. Longenfelter. "Reno's a pussy! said Eddie Craver, 86. "She gets her boney ass kicked by every politician she faces. Put her in the ring with Jesse Ventura and she won't last three minutes. Shit, I betcha I could take Reno in two outta three matches."
Despite the public support currently coming out of Leisure Knolls, Reno's press secretary would not comment except to say that it was doubtful that he agreed with the opinion of Mr. Longenfelter.
"Janet would kick the shit out of Ventura. Have you seen the pecs on her? They're frightening."
