BAGHDAD - Continuing a relentless search, coalition forces on Wednesday nabbed a man whom they claimed could be vital toward finding Saddam Hussein.
This suspicious looking structure may house chemical or other horrifying weapons.
Mohamad Al-Salhabi, the former gardener of Saddam Hussein's second cousin once removed, was taken into custody after a broad-daylight extraction by a U.S. special operations group. The troops successfully thwarted Mohamad Al-Hassan as he charged them with a sharp set of garden shears.
"We want to be absolutely clear to the world that any connection with Saddam Hussein, past or present, indicates a relationship we must investigate," Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said.
Rumsfeld said the capture of Al-Salhabi marked only the beginning of what Rumsfeld defined as a "necessary terrorist witch-hunt."
After being subdued, the clearly disheveled gardner was overheard ranting about "...never evening meeting the man. I trim the roses. I said weed out the bushes, not weed out Bush!" He was quickly fitted with straight-jacket and removed to a military hospital for interrogation and further observation."
Anti-war groups in the U.S. fear a new military campaign in Syria, where many former housekeeping staff of Hussein allegedly flocked. There were numerous unconfirmed reports of an imminent massive air strike against strategic temporary employment offices and garden centers that "may be housing people that knew somebody that knew this guy that saw a picture of Saddam's brother-in-law's barber."
President Bush reiterated Rumsfeld's remarks this morning in his morning address, saying that the smallest detail with Hussein could yield large breakthroughs.
"Any degree of separation with Saddam Hussein might be enough to wreak havoc on the world's peace-loving nations," he said. "Make no mistake; we'll bomb the shit out of them."
Satellite photograph of Iraqi terrorist camp in Syria. Seventeen cruise missiles were launched against the encampment, killing the unidentified man and his camel.
