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How To Tell if Your Man is Getting Cold Feet
By Rebecca Cardwell
May 5, 2009, 09:30
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Is your boyfriend sending mixed signals and you aren’t sure how to interpret them? Dr. Melanie Whitter, Relationship Expert and Author of “Reading Between The Lines”, reveals 10 warning signs indicating your guy may be having second thoughts.

1. He introduces you to his friends as “The Provisional Rebound”.
2. The song that always reminds him of you is “I still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.
3. He wants to break-up with you because he didn’t want to date you in the first place.
4. He changes his phone number and cancels his email account.
5. He gets a restraining order against you.
6. He tells you to get the “quit stalking me and get the f*ck out of my life before I call the police you crazy b*tch!!!”.
7. He gets engaged and has his friends sign a confidentiality agreement to ensure you don’t find out where and when the wedding is.
8. He testifies against you in court after charging you with harassment and/or assault.
9. He hires a hit man on your life.
10. He gets 20 years in the slammer for taking matters into his own hands and attempting to kill you himself.

If three or more of the above sound familiar, Whitter believes it may be time for you to give your man an ultimatum. Let him know that if he isn’t ready to commit, it may be time for the both of you to sit down and re-evaluate your relationship.

But no matter what, always remember one thing… Resistance Is Persistence!

* Dr. Melanie Whitter is currently living in Queensboro correctional Facility in Long Island, NY, where she is writing her second book, entitled “It Ain’t Over ‘Till I Say It’s Over”.




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