With Halloween looming ever closer, many are still out looking for their own costumes with which to celebrate the occasion. For anyone still in doubt, Glossy News is continuing the massive exposé on all the most popular and progressive costumes coming forth this season. Here we present day-two of our in-depth study of the lastest up and coming Halloween costumes.
Amish Concubine
With the popularity of last season's surprise smash hit "Amish in the City", it seems all America is abuzz with the notion of heading back to the farm, even if just to pay a dirty, unforgetable visit into the unshaven regions of the farmers daughter.
Whether good girl gone bad or bad girl turned good, think of the tricks and heads you'll turn in this fiesty number. As incomplete as the pilgrim ensemble may seem, it comes complete with everything you'll need to fetch the attention of farmers and traveling salesmen alike.
You've heard hundreds of jokes centered around the much-coveted farmers daughter, now you can live the joke and don the bonnet of such glorious repute.
Costume includes bonnet, shawl, cuffs, belt and a lifting, separating boosty-yay crafted in the fine tradition of breast lifter/separators, passed down through generations.
FBI Me Mine
Forget TSA or the Department of Homeland Security, the very good badass costume this season has gone back to the classic FBI. Sure, the DEA costumes are cut a little better, but even with a pair a' areola showing you'll still be kicked to the curb of any party I'm at this season. We don't take kindly to drug officers, not even pretend ones or ones that we only see in a deluded, drugged out haze.
The FBI costume hearkens back to a time when the Federal Bureau of Investigation was cool, and all the women in service were secretaries or sex spies, both skilled in the ways of moist persuasion.
FBI costume comes with a hat and one-piece vinyl body suit available in small, medium and why bother. Gun and prosthetic breasts sold separately.
Urban Camoflage
Whether looking to support your fallen brothers on either side of the conflict in Fallujah or just lay low a while without the help of a safe house, the urban camoflauge costume is waiting for you.
The urban camoflauge costume won't win you any prizes or net you any candy, but it will keep you safe on virtually any street corner. This costume first became popular almost three years ago but due to it's stealthy cloakitude it went unnoticed by reporters and passers-by alike.
Be sure to come back tomorrow to read about more of the latest costume trends. If you missed yesterday's Halloween costume special, be sure to check it out.
