The gentleman photographed above wished to remain nameless, but then again, he also didn't much wish to get caught partaking in what is arguably Argentina's greatest resource... it's ability to depose South Carolinian Governors.
Argentina Airlines, the offical airline of Argentina and points west, has released their new ad campaign and slogan today: "What got laid in Argentina, Stays in Argentina."
When asked if this was a rip off of the Las Vegas slogan "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas," Pat McGroin, Argentina Airlines spokesman said, "yes and no. Yes, it is a rip off of that slogan, and no, we are not going to pay them for it."
McGroin went on to say that in keeping with their new slogan, they are introducing a new "Quickie" round trip package that will depart from Miami at 10:00 in the morning, arrive in Buenos Aires at 2:00 pm, and then depart Buenos Aires around 2:48 (best guess only, it could be 9:15 the following night) and get back to Miami in time for Happy Hour.
He added that the "Booty Call" package was similar but it left Miami at Midnight, and after a 30 minute "layover" in Buenos Aires, it arrived back in Miami in time to take the kids to school for the Missus.
One of their most popular packages is "The Nooner" that leaves Miami at, you guessed it, noon o'clock sharp(ish). This flight would only go out to international waters, then promptly return, in order to satisfy passengers on a tight time-table who refuse to break the law, but don't mind emitting seven-tons of carbon in the process. Flights will begin at $932 and will be available exclusively from the company's website.
Mr. McGroin said there were plans to add another package, "The Morning Wood" that would taxi to the runway in Miami at 6:00 am before returning to the terminal due to technical difficulties, but details have yet to be finalized.
