Keywords helped connect this couple. Him, a man interested in light, experimental sodomy, her a woman no stranger to parking around the back.
Google, the Mountain View search behemoth, is rolling out its new relationship navigation software. Said one Beta tester; “In the first week after meeting Tiffany, I didn’t know whether I should be ringing her every day, hanging around her doorway in camouflage gear with a bottle of chloroform, or playing hard to get. I’d just bring up Google-lurve and the answer would be right in front of me.”
Another user of Google-lurve mentioned some of the down sides. “We were in bed, I thought I was making all the right moves, but I thought I’d check Google-lurve to make sure.
Then I thought, why not check my email, and the shoe sale, and maybe an IM or two with Cathy. By the time I’d got up, Nathan had gone. Google-lurve recommended an…er…appliance as a lover, as it was the only thing with enough patience.”A Google spokesbyte replied; “What are you doing tonight baby?”
Editorial Supplement: Google Media Relations Executive Anthony Summerwinter explained the benefit of "contextually driven dating", explaining that many dating segments can be delivered "relatively cheaply, such as to the perpetually lonely." He further explained that, "extramarital dating among those unfriendly to protection, like a Spitzer situation [those] cost a bit more," and they can sort out the users preference just based on GMail and Google Search context.
This couple met in a two-person speed dating round, when both of them typed keywords indicating they are both addicted to methamphetamines, the OTHER white powder.
