This photo combines everything Glossy News loves and stands for. It has a girl who is a bit offbeat in her fantastic looks, sufficient ambiguity and an (in)appropirate amount of exposed skin.
One of the oldest, most aggressively publishing satirical rags on the web is putting it all out on the line, begging unabashadly in attempts to find an editor to help run this show on the odd days when I'm just too busy paying attention to my children or otherwise attending to life at large. would you be interested and/or capable of becoming the new de facto editor of Glossy News? If so, just drop me a line and let me know!
Become an editor for a satirical magazine.
I've been trying like crazy to preen a satirical tween or two to step up to the plate and take over even the first scraps of reigns as it pertains to running the site. The responsibilities come in an assortment of graduated waves.
1 - Can you login and change existing articles from PENDING to VISIBLE, and so with reliable consistency?
2 - Can you adjust existing, published articles to reduce the big images to little ones (they're already in the system) and make sure the text fits for size and appearance?
3 - Could you look through existing submissions to consider which ones are worthy of publication, and schedule them accordingly?
4 - Could you read a story and fix its headline to make it more accurate, comical and entertaining?
If you submit to this, you'll be given 10+ potential future articles with instructions on how to make them potentially Glossy News worthy. You'll have to find the story that works for the stie, rewrite the headline, and take a couple more steps before uploading it in the original author's name. If that's too much for you, we'll understand. If you get rolling with this, a process like this should get down to 15-minutes for you, but don't be surprised if the first one takes you an hour or two (especially with reading all my overly long tutorials.)
If you answered "yes, I'm in" to any of the numbered items, or all/most of them, then please, for the love of all things holy, go to the AUTHOR page and contact Brian to tell him you're worthy of helping him out. This is open to existing writers and editors as well, of course, but time is growing as short as the editor is (5' 7" in tall shoes) and the situation is growing desperate.
And if not, well, this is still the 4th article in the day, so it's not like you general readers have actually lost anything.
