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Grandfather Bequeaths Giant Ears
By Brian K. White
Sep 17, 2003, 07:05
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Genetic heirs "less than thrilled", stepson indifferent. Norfolk VA. At the will reading of Walter Heywood beneficiaries felt anything from indifference to disappointment.

"Kinda thought I might get the house out at the cape. I mean not the big house [here in town]" said only grandson William Heywood. "I thought dad or the aunts would get that, but I figured I'd at least score a car out of the deal, but what the hell man, you know?"

"We took care of him these last six years," claimed Emma, the younger aunt through mixed tears. "I was just sure that old codger would leave the house."

"Funny as hell" offered Ray, stepson from age 6, now aged 34. "Hey he was a great guy. Did good by me and mom. Gave me his golf clubs last May. That was more than I expected."

"Oh cram it Ray!" shrieked Mary, the older and more sinister aunt. We're spinsters who inherited dads ears! He could have at least left us with a mountain of debt or lupus."

The sizable estate has been given to the First Presbyterian Ministry Outreach in accordance to his will written in 1988.




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