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Couch Potatos! Make Money Doing Nothing
By Paul V. Cameron
Oct 16, 2003, 15:00
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It's a tired axiom of business that to make money hard work is required. Bliss Corp. of Rhode Island purports to turn that notion on its head.

If you think you've got what it takes...laziness, no inner drive, no real life and no reason for waking up every day, this program may be just what you're looking for.
One of the ways web site owners try to create revenue is by hosting affiliate programs. To make affiliate programs work, operators must be aggressive, work long and tedious hours, and incessantly push their program.

No more according to Bliss Corp.'s founder Bill Williams. "We found a way for those who prefer to do nothing to create a revenue stream using our new affiliate program."

Using a no-marketing, no-sales, no-distribution approach causes an increase in negative energy, attracting customers with positive energy. If this sounds a lot like a magnet, you're right. It's the 'magnet' theory.

"It's a fact that poles of opposite charges come together when placed within a certain distance of each other," said Bill Williams. "Our approach creates the situation where these two polar opposites, the postive and negative, are irresistibly attracted to each other creating a synergistic sales and revenue situation," says Williams.

"Is our system for everyone? Probably not," adds Williams. "It's mostly for the lazy and shiftless. It's for those who haven't done a lick of work in their lives, and probably never will. Being tirty-eight or older and still living at your mom's house is a big plus."

Because Bliss Corp. has patented the idea, further details about just how their 'Magnet Revenue Generation Program', or MRGP, approach works were not forthcoming. However, for a deposit of $29.95 and a paltry $9.95/month, anyone lazy enough can get in on the inside track and start their own E-Z magnet-based revenue stream. It's just that easy.


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