Here she is, the beauty that could save our mother earth and show us a good time too... pity.
DETROIT, MI - Among the multitudes of new cars announced by Ford this year, one received the most coverage - the Mother Nature.
Using ninety percent battery power, the Mother Nature can go at a top speed of ninety miles per hour and drive for 500 miles without refueling and recharging.
However, the automaker has no plans to actually manufacture the automobile. Assistant Development Team Supervisor, Matt Long, said in a statement Monday that, "We just need cars to please the hippies among us. We really don't feel like wasting time and energy on making these cars, we just like to use our new car modeling software sometimes."
Only one prototype has been produced of the model which lacks an engine to propel the vehicle. "But it looks pretty doesn't it?" added Long, who says he is now busy designing a new automobile temporarily entitled the Shaggin Wagon, which is intended to revolutionize the way that teens have sex in cars.
Battery-operated vehicles are fine for golf carts and nutty-crunchy eco-freaks, but if you wanna get some fine tail you'd better be offerin' something with a stiff stick to grab onto.
