Affirmative action my ass. The Supreme Court makes me sick. First they put that clown Bush in office, who doesn’t even have the cojones to step up and admit that black people are running this country. Now they pass some law that says that some jobless gangsters are going to get a free ride into college while my kids have to fend for themselves with my hard-earned millions.
White entertainers often masquerade as "Gangstas" to gain entry in the popular rap music industry.
I remember when all this equality crap started, way back in the War. Americans got the idea that just because those people can go and kill each other overseas instead of back here that maybe they’re not so bad after all. It’s a wonder we ever defeated those backwards Nazis with those people fighting on our side.
After the War, it all went downhill. Used to be I only had to deal with them when I turned to ask my caddy for a nine iron and always got a pleasant smile and a “Yes, massa.” Poor fool couldn’t even pronounce “mister” right. Now you tell me, was there anything wrong with that?
My answer: not a-tall, not a-tall. Now my caddy’s some pimply neighborhood kid and those people are playing right there on the field with me. I tell you, it takes a certain kind of man to be able to mow down acres of forest and exercise his skill at the fine art of maneuvering a small spherical object around it, and those people just are not up to it.
It’s like they run this damned country. I had to go to court a couple years back because some jackass rear-ended me and I decided to take out my frustration by thoroughly thrashing him with my golf clubs, which I happened to have handy. Anywho, the judge at the trial was a big old black man. I tried to be real friendly-like with him; I called him “boy” and everything. And he had the gall to get mad at me. How do you like that? He should be grateful I gave him any respect at all.
Think the opportunity for this kind of work happens just anywhere? Think again!
I can’t even go into a nice restaurant these days without seeing one of them, and whenever I comment to the waiter about it some yuppy little fairy has to get up and ask me if I wouldn’t mind paying Strom Thurmond a visit in Hell or something smartass like that. I always respond that yes I would mind, but my fist does the talking, if you catch my meaning.
Anyway, I don’t see what all of this equality and affirmative action fuss is about. You’d think we stole them from their homeland, forced them to be our laborers without pay, raped their women, continued to subjugate and degrade them for a century after we released them, still keep them in crumbling houses and fearful poverty with little chance of real success and overall caused the destitution and misery of an entire race and countless civilizations or something. My ass.
