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Suicide Bomber to be Cloned For Execution
By Brian K. White
Oct 9, 2003, 08:05
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A lil' cloned Mohoosher coo's at the soothing ticking sounds of his 'Blow Baby To Bits' TNT-pack.
Following last months bombing outside a city building in Jerusalem, state officials have completed their lengthy trial of Abdar Mohoosher and have determined the best fitting punishment.

Based on the death toll of 4 with 9 more sustaining life long injuries, they've decided they must grow 14 clones of the convicted murderer to share the precise fate of the victims. The first 4 shall be used as suicide bombers in front of Palestinian Official buildings while the remaining 9 will be maimed and sent back home to refugee camps as Jews.

Based on the "comical" design of the bomb much of the head was still intact and recovered from the rubble. Officials at a press conference claimed excitement over the certainty the DNA in fact belongs to the "inhuman, soulless, shame."

Two heads, two blades: Your basic Middle-Eastern terrorist doesn't respond well to the thought of a female executioner doing a little circumcision work before hacking off the talking head.
"This expansion in technology gives us a new opportunity to reconcile the 'eye for an eye' ledger they believe so strongly in. When it suits us, we will use their ideology. The rest of the time of course we will stick to our own," said Raman Steinmann, who wished to remain anonymous.

The crude makeshift bomb vest, according to videotape surveillance recovered, was neither discrete nor stylish, winning Mohoosher "Worst Dressed Suicide Asshole" honors in this month's magazine.




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