Technnologizzy
China Promises Fake Lunar Landing by 2008
China's space program has enjoyed successes at a price previously unmatched by any space program. Not the US nor former Soviet Union, not even Canadians have been able to make strides in pace with the Chinese, and not even because a typical Asian stride is so much shorter based on height alone.
Oct 18, 2007, 09:01
Skittlebrau Experimentation; Boones Farm Skrawberry Hill
Glossy News continues it's commitment to Skittlebrau technology by constantly researching new alcoholic beverages in an attempt to learn with will react most favorably with Skittles. Today's findings are on the mixture of Skittles with Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. I give you, Skrawberry Hill.
Oct 4, 2007, 20:05
Ebay Seller Gets $9,214 for AOL 1.0 Startup Disc
With the passing of time, both the dawn and the golden age of the internet are both long since things of the past. Much like the expiration of early automobiles, collectors have found outrageous value in clinging to the past, and AOL startup discs are no exception. This week, Todd Farmer of West Chester, PA, sold his mint-condition AOL 1.0 startup disc for over $9,000 in an online auction.
Sep 6, 2007, 09:00
Nokia Announces "Drunk-Free" Cell Phone
The telecommunications company Nokia announced a product yesterday that will come as great news to anybody that has ever received an early morning call from a friend who is under the influence of alcohol. The "Drunk-Phone" comes with a breathalyzer attached, which determines if the person wishing to operate the phone is sober enough to do so responsibly.
Aug 30, 2007, 15:30
I Really Do Trust The Gator Corporation
As a savvy computer user, I know you’ve seen those messages on your computer. You’re surfing the Web when suddenly you get a dialog box that asks you if you want to install something called “Gator Setup.” What could go wrong?
Aug 22, 2007, 12:02
Skittlebrauing Mach II; Skirnoff Icekittles
As part of our ongoing commitment to research in the scientific community, we've invested in furthering the Skittlebrau technology as pioneered by Crazy Engineer. There is so much work to be done and all one can do is make a dent in the effort however they are able. Bravely, then, we step forward into the great unknown.
Aug 14, 2007, 09:20
The Art of Skittlebrau
As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first. But what was once only considered a humorous non-sequitur has become reality. Read this documentation of this descent into drinking madness.
Jul 30, 2007, 08:25
Maccessories Introduces the iPenis
Apple/Macintosh, long the personal computer choice of lesbians, has unveiled their long-anticipated iPenis, the USB dildo built for interactive dyke e-erotica games and programs that can only run on the power of a Mac.
Jul 23, 2007, 14:11
AOL Deletes GlossyNews.com
Following several minutes of quasi-careful consideration, AOL/Time-Warner has bowed to the pressures of several of it's members, and gleefully, obligingly deleted the inflamatory news website, GlossyNews.com. AOL has had no option, but to comply with the requests of its members.
Apr 6, 2007, 09:34
Ebay Catalog Mailings Mire Postal Service to a Crawl
Ebay has been feeling the growing pressure from mail order catalog companies due to their revived success in recent years. Consumers often don't know what they want and having the luxury of flipping through pages was something Ebay just couldn't offer, until now.
Mar 26, 2007, 15:00
Toyota Hybrid Sports Car "Priapus" Gets Greenlight
This decade Toyota made their mark by introducing the Prius, the first hybrid car to hit the market. Critics have praised it while still dubbing it a "gutless crackerbox", but now crackers have a sporty carriage of testosterone to choose while pretending to remain eco-friendly. Call it the hybrid Volta or the inbred Priapus, either way it still smells like raw pheromones.
Feb 27, 2007, 08:00
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