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Special Report: Used Car Buying Guide
If you're in the market for a used car, don't buy one without first reading through the Glossy News Used Car Buying Guide. We'll help guide you through the buying process so you don't end up ripped off, driving a clunker that will leave you stranded on the road.

Dec 28, 2007, 15:07

Unemployment Union Local 641 Goes on Strike
One of the most controversial labor unions in the nation, the Union of Unemployed Workers, went on strike Wednesday due to pay and benefit disputes. The union (over ten thousand odd workers strong) began their strike by taking jobs in several cities throughout the nation.

Dec 27, 2007, 06:00

How Post-It™ Notes Can Make You More Successful
Everyone knows Post-It™ Notes as the workplace infection that shows up on computer monitors and cubicle walls like so many sores reminding us of what things we should have already done, but there are benefits to these sticky notes many overlook. These can remind you what to do, but used properly, they can also make you very successful

Dec 19, 2007, 08:40

Sex Scandal Suspect Rejects Subpoena, Demands Uberpoena
Fortune 500 company Tyco, long famous for slot-cers and rifle components, has been rock'emd sock'emd in past months by allegations of sexual harassment in low level management positions. The very and rampant complaints seemed unfounded until one suspect, a Khalil H. Burrows, refused his subpoena for reasons previously unimaginable.

Dec 12, 2007, 14:30

New Company Strives to Carve Out Market Niche
Keeping your share of the market place is hard enough, but it's even harder for new firms trying to carve out that first-ever share of the market. UselessCo is one such company.

Dedicated to producing products for which there is not a defined need, UselessCo burst onto the scene in late 2006.

Oct 9, 2007, 20:30

How to Impress Your Boss with a Laminating Machine
Of all the things on your forever growing "to do list" today, the last thing you want to do is add yet another, but consider, even if just for a minute, that this next one might make you successful. No wait, not just successful, but so prominently prominent in your successes that someday soon you'll manage the whole department.

Jul 25, 2007, 10:17

10 Ways to Be the Coolest with Duct Tape
Whether you work in an office, metal shop or aboard an oil drilling rig, there are certain tools of your trade you can't do without. Maybe it's a stapler, box of binder clips or full set of metric ratchet tools. In any case, there's another tool, one more ubiquitous, that you need to keep on hand, stock up on, and never forget. I speak, naturally, of duct tape.

Jul 16, 2007, 20:14

Ford to Replace Extinct Probe with "Thermoma Recto" for '08
Ford set the tempo for a decade of sex-themed auto monikers with their anally-oriented Probe over ten-years ago. The chrome slathered bull nose of the Ram was soon to follow, and the broad guzzling Hummer kicked it up yet another notch. For 2008 the Ford Motor Corp will push that naughty envelope once again with the re-branding of the Probe to the questionable Thermoma Recto.

Jun 20, 2007, 20:30

How Post-It™ Notes can Make You More Successful
Everyone knows Post-It™ Notes as the workplace infection that shows up on computer monitors and cubicle walls like so many sores reminding us of what things we should have already done, but there are benefits to these sticky notes many overlook. These can remind you what to do, but used properly, they can also make you very successful.

Mar 7, 2007, 06:13

7 Reasons Not to Use a Motorcycle Dryer at Work
Of all the supplies available for your office, perhaps the most curious and interesting would have to be the Motorcycle Dryer. I know what you're thinking; you don't have a motorcycle, and if you did, it wouldn't be so wet as to need it, but you're missing the point.

Mar 5, 2007, 19:00

24 Ways to Bore Yourself With a Stapler
Of all the items in your cubicle, the most common and least used may very well be your stapler. It's a great device in terms of functionality, though it never gets its due credit, so let this be your boredom enhancement tutorial for how to utilize that device to better-than-ever benefit.

Mar 1, 2007, 14:40


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