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Auto Parts Store Celebrates 1000th Oil Change In Parking Lot
By David M. Kruk
Jun 9, 2009, 01:34
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Weekend mechanics David Lott and Jason Whitaker help son-of-nephew's-boyfriend Max Alonzo (pictured here with two hands on the grill).
Madison,WI- The Napa auto parts franchise in Madison Wisconsin today celebrated the 1000th oil change completed in its parking lot. According to store manger Glenn Wilson, the fact that the store's customers often change the oil and complete other self service on their automobiles outside in the store parking lot, is a testament to the value and choice that his business offers consumers.

Wilson stated, "Many of our customer purchase their oil and other parts for their vehicles at our store precisely because they look forward to the chance to save money and tinker under their hoods in the parking lot." Indeed, a few of the customers that we talked to today confirmed that they take grate satisfaction knowing they are saving money and working with their hands when changing their oil in the store parking lot.

One customer went as far to indicate that today he was assisting his son change his oil in the parking lot for the first time, passing this ritual down from one generation to the next. The oil spots pictures in the foreground of our photograph are a testament to past oil changes.

To help celebrate this milestone today, the store has been giving away plastic funnels with the purchase of 4 or more quarts of oil.

David Kruk appears courtesy of Red Tractor USA.




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