Beyond all other hopes, the President dreams of adding his footware to the esteemed 'Stinking Shoes of Dead Presidents" display.
In the latest assault on the Mr. Bush's credibility, Democrats are now questioning when the President knew that one of his aides had tied his blue bedroom slippers late Monday evening, and especially why he told reporters he himself had tied the slippers the day before.
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan maintained that George Tenet, the CIA Director, tied the President's plush slippers before the President retired on Monday evening. But Tenet has already confessed that he has been nowhere near the President's slippers for the last week. The President has refused to answer questions concerning the validity of a Democratic subcommittee's findings that the President frequently ties his own slippers, but that on occasion, he asked Laura to tie them for him.
OK, look...you don't TIE slippers. That's why they're called, uh, SLIPers...'cause they slip on. Yet more proof that Democrats are, well...retards.
Democrats lashed out at what they sees as more proof of the President's lack of credibility. "If the President can't even acknowledge that he tied his own slippers before he went to bed, how can anyone trust him with more important issues? If he decides to nuke France because he slips on a bar of Parisian beauty soap, how do we know that he really slipped on French soap, or on Spanish olive oil soap, or on good ole' American Dial soap? The man has to terms with his slipper habits."
Further Democratic probes hope to explain why Bush seems uncomfortable when he is speaking about light Italian operettas from the mid-18th century, why he never took out the garbage the night before they picked it up at his ranch in Texas, and finally, why he keeps asking, "What kind of asshole has slippers you have to tie?"
