Arafat and Sharon announcing the formation of the joint court in July which led to death sentences for the founders of Brothers in Peace.
An extraordinary joint Israeli - Palestinian court has convicted David Saul and Amid Mohamed to death for promoting a peace plan in which Israel and Paletine would exist as separate states.
The joint court was called do to the extremely pernicious nature of the plan advocated by Saul and Mohamed's Brothers in Peace (BiP) organization. The plan advocates a return to the pre-1967 borders with a joint capital of Jerusalem. The prosecution, made up of lawyers representing the Sharon and Arafat governments, was able to successfully argue that BiP is not only an affront to all Israelis and Palestinians with its presumptions of “brotherhood” and “mutual dignity,” but dangerous to the very existence of both peoples.
In a written judgment, the court stated, “It is clear from history that the people of Israel and Palestine have been created by the one God to fight. It is this very struggle that defines us. There can be no argument that the Brothers in Peace agenda, if implemented, would result in a period of lasting peace, which could only bring prosperity and thus tourists to land held holy by Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. These tourists would intermingle and eventually interbreed with our people, thus destroying our very identities. There is only one term for such a course of action: Genocide. Actually, there's another term: really fucking stupid.”
The execution will begin at the wailing wall where Saul and Mohamed will be stoned by a crowd of Israelis. Once they are sufficiently bloodied, they will be dragged to the Haram al-Shanif mosque and there stabbed until dead by Palestinian teenagers. Live television coverage of the event will be broadcast throughout the region.
After the ruling by the court, Arafat sent Sharon this congratulatory letter:
Ariel,
We won! Congratulations! Now I can get back to sending suicide bombers to attack you fascist devils!
Love,
Yasser
P.S. How's the wife?
Arafat responded with:
Yasser,
Good to hear from you as always. Yes, it was a great victory. Now we can get back to stealing your land, you barbaric oaf!
