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| I mean, what the hell man, really? |
So for his birthday, my brother's big wish was to receive a massive hand augmentation, as popularized by the Ang Lee film, Hulk. He did get his wish. Our family supported and eventually even sponsored it.
As the picture here would indicate, each of his hands are now larger than his head. While spammers would suggest that "everyone wants to be bigger," I have to say that this is just plain silly. Due to the extreme nature of the change, he's been unable to open his hands, walking around with huge fists all the time. How he gets his short on in the morning is beyond me. And when it comes to buttering his toast, well let's just say it ain't pretty.
My guidelines for augmentation would be this;
Look for well established providers,
Make sure it's something you really want, and can live with,
Try to make it match the rest of you, (his hands aren't even the right color, they're green!)
Remember there is a limit to how far you can go and still be happy in the long run,
More than a handful is a waste, though if you're hands are gigantic and green, divide the sum by four,
Don't get augmentations that make noise. I know it sounds crazy, but his hands growl. If you get breast enhancement, opt for the kind that doesn't make growly noises when you bonk into stuff.
