Thanks to technological advancements, it has now become easier than ever to keep fit and have fun after last call. With basic literacy skills and an economical phone text plan, you can make drunk dialing a thing of the past.
Just keep the following in mind when texting your potential prey.
-Do begin with a greeting message, such as “Long time no talk...”, or “Hey cutie, how’s it going?”
-Do not start with message such as “Yo, s'up. I’m drunk and horny”.
-Do respond to return messages with LOL, OMG, or any other appropriate acronym showing attentiveness.
-Do not respond with “Can't you read?!?! I said I’m drunk and horny!!”
-Do ask politely if she/he would like some company.
-Do not ask if she/he has food in their fridge.
-Do incorporate their name somewhere in the message so they know you actually remember them.
-Do not send generic template saved as 'random slut' to the same contact more than once.
-If your offer is rejected, do not attempt a back-up booty with anyone related to or living with initial booty preference.
Remember, if not done responsibly, booty-texting can become a serious problem and/or waste of time. But text wisely, and before you know it your rocks will be getting off quicker than ever.
Happy ass-tapping!
*Please keep in mind that Booty-text is not to be confused with sexting.
