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Bloggers: The New Domestic Terrorists
By Rusty
Jul 9, 2009, 01:34
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A virulent assault by John Fartingan, the CEO of Rupert Mudrock’s ‘Skewed News Limited’, has labelled bloggers and alternative media sources as “domestic terrorists”, with Fartingan stating bloggers should be emasculated and jailed in Europe as they are in oppressive police states like Australia, the US, Saudi Arabia and China.

In a speech to the National Tossers Club, Fartingan savagely dismissed blogs as, “Something of such little intellectual value as to be barely discernible from massive ignorance,” – obviously a direct reflection on his own ‘dead fish’ personality and conversational charisma.

“Blogs, and a large number of comment sites, specialise in political extremism and personal vilification of nice guys like my boss, Rupert ‘Wrinkles’ Mudrock.”

However Fartingan doesn’t seem to grasp the fact that the mainstream media is always found wanting because they habitually lie through their teeth concerning any newsworthy events and spin stories to suit the demands of their military-industrial cabal Masonic-Zionist masters.

This is the very reason why blogs and alternative media sources have propagated and evolved - and taken a large bite of the mainstream media’s audience market, because people are sick of being treated like morons and lied to, and are desperately in search of those very elusive sources of truth.

Mudrock personally admitted to this while lamenting the corporate media’s “loss of power” to alternative media and Internet blogs - with the prune-faced geriatric megalomaniac seemingly unaware of the obvious fact that the two are directly connected.

When the people know that the Illuminati’s Big Brother media is deliberately lying to them about 9/11, 11/3, 7/7, plus weapons of mass distraction and Dr. David Kelly’s murder etc., et al, they’re going to seek alternative sources of reliable – and honest – information with regard to current events.

If the Masonic-Zionist stooges running governments and the main mass media sources were not so blatant and arrogant in rubbing the landless peasant ‘sheeple’s’ noses in the proverbial shit then perhaps this climate of ‘total disbelief’ might never have manifested into the power base it has evolved into.

However the ruling elitist oligarch families - composed of inbred mutants suffering from congenital mental and physical defects – and wholly devoid of any positive hereditary features – believe that their New World Order’s global military operations are the foundation stone of a revised capitalist management theory – the Keynesian economic panacea for the 21st century – custom designed to line their corrupt pockets - to the benefit of the few and detriment of the many.

But when Mr. Fartingan sermonises from his personal handbook of the law, in our dysfunctional society of today mere dissent is classed as gross criminality, and the dissenter as a domestic terrorist – how Kafkaesque and Orwellian his words echo back.

And who precisely does this self-appointed Custodian of Truth – this Censor of public knowledge and news affairs - consider and label a domestic ‘terrorist’?

Anyone with half an education and above - who think for themselves and might be inclined to disagree with what officials of government pronounce as Bible-grade gospel.

Such pity that morons of Fartingan’s ilk fail to grasp the intrinsic and obvious facts that bloggers have - that deception can only take place where there is a lack of knowledge – that the Truth never fears question or examination, nor the full light of day – and most important of all – to fear not the path of Truth for the lack of people walking on it.

Conversely, if Fartingan considers alternative media sources and web logs a singular pace away from anarchy, then faced with radical nihilism perhaps anarchy’s not so bad an option for a person in his compromised position.

So let the Masonic-Zionist elite ignore these facts to their eternal sorrow - and later utter loud their lamentations - for though they might bring civilisation to its knees with their internecine false flag operations and foreign neo-imperialist wars - and our precious Earth close to catastrophic ruin – Jerusalem will lie in ruins but their Third Temple shall never be built on the Dome of the Rock – Islam shall reign on whence Christianity has long fallen – and they – and their New World Order - will be scattered as dust – a victim of the same chaos they thought to promote.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested environment and may contain traces of lunacy.

Rusty appears courtesy of The Satire Stall.




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