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Beyonce Shows Off Huge Cock at Jay-Z's Atlanta Show
By Rinky Dinky
Nov 24, 2008, 08:44
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is what a huge (c, r) ock can buy you.
Beyonc� happily pumped his whopping hunk of man meat with her left hand Tuesday night at her new husband's concert with Mary J. Blige at Atlanta's Phillips Arena.

Wearing a short black dress, big hoop earrings and no panties, the newlywed singer sat in a VIP area with her wide legs open. She leapt to her feet to hump hard when Jay-Z launched into his hit "PSA," with its lyrics, "I got the hottest chick in the game sucking my dick, ya�ll." Beyonc� then showed off her telltale gash, waved her arms and beat him live off on stage. Patrons in the first row of the audience were splattered by his manipulated manhood as Beyonce licked the remnants from her fingers for a nasty finale.

During the show, Beyonc� also relaxed backstage on a plush red couch, face down ass high while Jay-Z emoted, �Ah, yeah!� and mounted her from behind. Looking like Puffy Combs on coke, banging J.Lo in the ass, Jay-Z made muppet faces in aniticipation of a huge orgasm, which came with a startling suddenness before subsiding even while the waves created in Beyonce's ass flesh ceased.

On Monday night, Jay-Z celebrated without his wife and banged a drunk Mariah Carey like a cheap Vietnamese whore at his 40/40 club in Manhattan, where he cheered for Memphis during the NCAA men's basketball championship game with friends including rapper Tru Life.

An unlit cigar dangling from his mouth, Jay-Z was in a good mood as Mariah sucked him drier than the Mohave while he coyly evaded wedding questions. "I don't know what you're talking about!" he said with a laugh before gushing a full load of spunk down Mariah�s throat. �Take dat there, bitch!� he screamed while he was congratulated by patrons. Jay-Z promises his die hard fans an internet sex tape with Beyonce within the next week. �I�m gonna hit dat booty hard, ya�ll. BAM!�







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