If this doesn't turn your stomach, maybe you should read a bit about what her vagina has to say.
Not to be outdone, Barbara Walter’s vagina has written a memoir, and it might prove to be more explosive than Barbara’s tell all book. ‘Back in the 70’s, it was a house party up in here,” Walter’s vagina is quoted as saying. ‘Everybody who was anyone was in here at one time or another. Hell, we were even sneaking black people in through the backdoor!”
Oprah got up close and personal with Walter’s vagina on her show, asking it about the real inside scoop on Starr Jones. “Starr Jones knew Al was gay when she met him. He was a chubby chaser from waaaaay, back and was hitting that fat ass overtime. Then Starr went and lost all that weight and he lost interest, I guess.” Walter’s vagina went on to describe the year before Starr Jones wedding as utter boredom listening to Jones go on and on about her wedding plans. “There were times I just wanted to cover her mouth to get a little peace and quiet.” Walter’s vagina suggested that Starr’s gastric bypass surgery apparently failed to remove her head COMPLETELY out of her ass.
When questioned about Rosie, Walter’s vagina became more somber. “Rosie and I were close. How else do you think she survived as long as she did on the show with that tongue? After the show, we’d have long, probing conversations, juicy discussions and even an occasional explosive outburst. But, like you saw with the on-air argument with Hasselbeck’s, Rosie’s oral skills are second to none.” Walter’s vagina claims to still get weepy at the thought of Rosie sometimes.
Walter’s vagina was more closed mouthed about the affair with former Senator Brookes. “All I can say is senator Brookes expanded my horizons beyond the point of no return. I would never again be the same.” Other excerpts from the book suggest not only did Walter’s bang Castro like a suburban pool-boy, but also helped smuggle out three Cubans to Miami. “I could have made room for one more if we’d ditched the crate of Cuban cigars.” Walter’s vagina memoirs are due out later this summer, but in the meantime, her vagina is still wide open for public appearances.
