No matter the countless watercolor paintings available for under $30, this is a parade of garbage to all but the most inanae of visitors... upon whom they survive.
Any town, June 25, 2007 - This years arts and crap fair features over one hundred artist and ten food vendors. Artist from all over the county will gather at this weekends fair to display their work.
Some of the most popular booths this year will includes imitation Ray Ban sun glasses, imitation Rolex watches and synthetic motor oil. Also on display and always popular are tie dye shirts, home made sling shots, hand crafted bird houses, scratched LP's, Elvis posters and lawn ornaments.
A few select artists will be featuring water color landscapes and water color farm and tractor pictures. Voted best artist last year, Mary Jane Thomas will also be returning this year with her collection of over one hundred dog illustrations.
Food from around the county includes hot dogs and bratwurst for $5.00 each. The most popular food this year however is expected to be funnel cakes for $8.00. This years food offering also includes five different types of corn including feed corn, yellow corn, bi-colored corn, multi-colored corn, and sweet corn. Beer and wine will be available for $6.00 each.
