DOPJ launched a full scale investigation into what it believes are leakage points in the national protection moat. For the past few weeks an abnormal amount of water has been replaced by the pumps that supply the defensive moat.
Frolicking penguin families enjoy the beach as much as anyone. Mess around with their water and you've got one angry mob of flightless waterfowls on your hands.
Typically, only 80,000 gallons are lost a day to penguins splashing each other while playing moat games, but this week around 200,000 gallons have been lost per day, explains a interned worker slave for the penguins. The DOPJ began by looking into excessive amounts of reckless play time by the penguin guards, but found only the normal amounts of swimming and frolicking. So, the investigation is now centered on humans who have been sabotaging the moat.
Humans who've leaked sensitive information should be afraid. In fact, be very afraid. It's a well known fact in Penguiny law that treason, going against your dictator masters, is punishable by banishment from the nation state of Penguinia. From there you are left to fend for yourself in the harsh climate of Bizzaro Penguina.
The penguin population there is merely a bunch of skitzos dressed as penguins.
Two penguin covert operatives caught on surveilance video sabotaging critical research computers. The pair was executed shortly after capture.
The prime suspect in the DOPJ investion is a penguin "hater", and a penguin warrant was issued for his arrest. He was quickly wisked out from under his non-penguin themed covers and brought in for questioning. His trial, which is just Penguina's idea of a little stretching of the wings of terror/Justice, is scheduled to begin in the middle of the night when he least expects it. His legal council is comprised of penguins, most of which have already called dibs on parts of his house.
