Following the successful sequencing of the human genome and the some 4900 subsequent articles a condensed 32-volume reference is now in stores everywhere. This dreadfully incomplete compendium is a must-have for biologists on the go and mad scientists alike. One review of the publication hailed it as "long, heavy, expensive, inconvenient, incomplete and inaccurate." Other reviews ranged in praise from "Forest murderers" to "... the worst thing to happen to ink" to "rather read my own death warrant."
The late Cliff Hillegass, founder of Cliffs Notes was unavailable for posthumous comment.
A handy 18-pound pocket edition is also available which features only the first word of each sentence from the Cliffs notes. "Sure it's confusing, but hey, it's a confusing subject. You think?" Said someone completely unrelated to the matter since no one relevant would discuss it with us.
