Obama commits an allegedly unintentional party foul when he wipes the suds off his mouth on the shoulder of police sargeant James Crowley.
Washington, DC – President Obama announced that the small meeting held last Thursday between himself, Joe Biden, Professor Gates and Officer Crowley to share a beer and clear up any misunderstandings that may have arisen due to the incident involving Gates’ arrest by Crowley was highly successful.
Riding on the crest of that success, Obama has decided to designate a portion of his late Thursday afternoon time schedule to hosting like summits in an effort to solve disputes in a more informal, civilized way.
Next Thursday he has had his staff “pencil in” Benjamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas to join him under the magnolia tree for another round of peace talks over a cold one. Said Obama, “No one enjoys beer as much as I do and hey, if we can get a peace deal out of it as well, then it’s icing on the cake.”
It is rumored that before the summer is out, he intends to have Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann over to try and help them bury the proverbial media hatchet, and he’s also waiting for a response from Orly Taitz and Alan Keys to see if they’ll come and discuss this birther thing with him face-to-face like real men.
Folks close to Obama say he fancies himself a political Dr. Phil, whose main goal is for everyone to just get along.
Two of the most prominent black Americans meet with two of the biggest gaffe kings in Joe Biden and police Sargeant James "asshat" Crowley, whose name sounds suspiciously like "Jim Crow".
