Say, shouldn't that be a bottle of Heinz Ketchup there?
(Despite testing over a 12-month period, this still doesn't taste quite right)
1. Sift 1 cup of pseudo-organic flour; 1 1/3 teaspoons non-acting baking powder, 1/4 tsp unionized SALT and 1 tsp subsidized sugar.
2. Segregate the yolks and whites of three regulated eggs.
3. Beat the egg whites until they resemble the consistency of Al Franken’s brain. Mix 2 cups sour cream with the yolks. (If the cream isn't sour enough, have John Kerry glare at it for a few minutes.)
4. Mix the cream and yolks with the flour mix in a feeble attempt to prove that the Democrats can support integration. Then appeal to Southern voters by carefully folding the whites into the rest of the mix using a unionized steel spatula.
5. Fill a waffle maker about 1/2 full with the batter (proof that the Democratic party is half baked). Then have Rev. Al Sharpton blow hot air on the waffle maker for 5 minutes (Average length of Clinton’s Oval Office trysts).
6. Butter heavily lobbyist style. Serve with Howard Dean endorsed Vermont maple syrup and corporate pork.
7. Serves 4-6 people (or Ted Kennedy and a guest). Charge $100,000 a plate, but only report $50,000 to the IRS.
If there are any problems with this recipe, blame Bush and the Republicans.
